This morning, prompted by increasing concerns about terrorism, oil prices reached a record high as the cost of a barrel of crude is a whopping $44.34. Wow, it seems shocking that a product of finite supply gets more expensive the more we use it. Now the terror alert means higher oil prices, which oddly enough means higher profits for oil companies giving them more money to give to politicians whose policies may favor the oil companies such as raising the terror alert level. As Simba once told us: "It's the circle of life."

The danger of oppression is not just being oppressed, it's becoming an oppressor.

This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.

War that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.

It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name...I have found.

Thus, I've created humour.

Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.