New York became the first state to ban talking on hand-held cell phones while driving. First-time violators could receive a fine of $100, with an additional mandatory six-month jail sentence if your ringer plays a Latin-themed novelty song.

Arnold Schwarzenegger campaigned in New York this week, where he stepped up his controversial goal of helping children.... It's all summed up in his campaign slogan, 'Arnold Schwarzenegger: Cutting violence in half with a laser-guided chain gun across a charred landscape - for the children.'

Democrats - always standing up for what they later realize they should have believed in.

I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.

I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.

Thus, I've created humour.

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'