Bush's popularity is at 40% in South America? He could be their president!

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.

Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays, so there is a plural, which in the English language necessitates the use of the letter "S." Now, I suppose you could say "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" but you probably have sh*t to do.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president's re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a needed jolt. If that doesn't work, North Korea has to go.

If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?