Bush's popularity is at 40% in South America? He could be their president!

With the situation in Iraq growing ever more dangerous, the 34-member Coalition of The Willing are, one by one, dropping out to join the other coalition known as Most of The Rest of The World.

Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

That whole thing has been overstated by environmentalists. First of all, what is it, rocks and snow? C'mon, what is that, you want that? Go to Canada my friend. Believe me, rocks and snow are overrated. I've seen otters - they look better covered in oil.

When the court that handpicked you to be president tells you you've overstepped your bounds, you've overstepped your bounds.

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.

I thought we were out of money!? You can't simultaneously fire teachers AND tomahawk missiles.