People talk about sexual assault like it's a bad habit that men have.

Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?

When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?

High school. You know, people say, 'I'll never do so-and-so again' - then they do it. So what? Sometimes somebody has crack, and you're looking to stay awake.

If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.

We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

You feel kind of weird cheering for chaos. There is that sense that the crazier it gets, the better off we are. Before, when I was part of the American public, I was hoping for a reasonable and quick solution to the impeachment process. Now, I'm hoping for partisan bedlam and chaos. It's really what serves me best.