Throughout his life, General Wesley Clark has stood up to some tough opponents. He battled the Viet Cong, and went toe-to-toe with Slobodan Milosevic. But today the retired four-star general capitulated to the fiercest enemy he's ever confronted: the American voter.

Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k.

The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'