Throughout his life, General Wesley Clark has stood up to some tough opponents. He battled the Viet Cong, and went toe-to-toe with Slobodan Milosevic. But today the retired four-star general capitulated to the fiercest enemy he's ever confronted: the American voter.

In South Carolina, Senator John Edwards won handily, fulfilling his promise to win every state he was born in.

Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went anywhere near him. 'My god, a beaver! Everyone out of the pool!

On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

They may want to insist that corporations are people but corporations are certainly not Americans.

The country's 24 hour political pundit perpetual panic conflictinator did not cause our problems but its existence makes solving them that much harder. The press can hold its magnifying up to our problems bringing them into focus, illuminating issues heretofore unseen or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden, unexpected dangerous flaming ant epidemic. If we amplify everything we hear nothing.