I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon StewartI celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Jon StewartIsn't that what you really want in a jean? The ability to kick people in the face in them? I don't wanna have to go home and change into shorts.
Jon StewartWhat's with the poverty Tourette's? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president?
Jon Stewart