I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'
Jon Stewart61% of graduating teens have had sex, 37% will eventually have sex, and 2% become statisticians.
Jon StewartIf the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.
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