By working to get away from your circumstance you can make something better of yourself, but thereโs no guarantee... But you know what? The joy of it is chasing that dream.
Jon StewartIf the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.
Jon StewartYes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
Jon StewartThe reason I donโt worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. Iโll take those odds every f*cking day.
Jon Stewart