Are you worried that, when you go to hell, you'll only be taking the local and not be on the express? Why would you look for a loophole to deny coverage to children with preexisting conditions?

Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.

Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around the ring naked? If that footage comes out, I'll run that.

Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again.

What good are images if people understand them?