All I'm saying is [John McCain] cannot look a soldier in the eye and say "Questioning the president is less supportive to you than extending your tour three months." You should be coming home to your family.
Jon StewartMore than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.
Jon StewartYou have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.
Jon StewartI mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.
Jon StewartAhh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
Jon StewartI'm less upset with politicians than the media. I feel like politicians, there is a certain, inherent - you know, the way I always explain it is, when you go to the zoo and a monkey throws its feces, it's a monkey. But, when the zookeeper is standing right there, and he doesn't say bad monkey... Somebody's got to be the zookeeper.
Jon Stewart