Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

You can buy [John McCain's] book, but in a week and a half, he'll have another.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

The psychology degree is simply that I was a chemistry major, and they kept wanting the correct answer, whereas in psychology you basically write whatever you want, and chances are you get a B.

[If President Bush is right about democracy in Iraq] I may, and I don't know if I can physically do this, implode.

The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.

Democrats do have a historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman president an asteroid is about to hit the Statue of Liberty.