Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.

I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.

I always get that cautionary warning right before I get off the phone with an interviewer. It's: 'Good luck with the show. I really like it, and if this goes wrong, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.

I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.