Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.
The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.
Sometimes it's hard to face your own...life.
Oh press - must you spread hate? Can't you just stick to being wrong?
I only find out where countries are when we start bombing them.
I have a lot of hostility.