Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy.

Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

Who cares how we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons if we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons.

Why would these English explorers search for these spices, yet never use them in their food?

You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden.

Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.