The Oscars is the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party
[Hugh Jackman is] an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.
Thus, I've created humour.
Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around.
President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.