Here it is. My moment of zen.

I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.

Here's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.

Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?

But our perfect democracy, which neither needs nor particularly wants voters, is a rarity. It is important to remember there still exist many other forms of government in the world today, and that dozens of foreign governments still long for a democracy such as ours to be imposed on them.

If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.