Here it is. My moment of zen.

It's very hard to feel the difficulties that the military goes through. It's very hard to feel the difficulties of military families, unless you're in that environment. And sometimes you have to force yourself to try and put yourself in other people's sort of shoes and environment to get the sense of that.

Congress, the legislative stone in America's urethra.

Stephen Colbert is also then turned into news.

If the world does need to repopulate at some point, the announcing team of Rob Lowe and Sofia Vergara, I think, would make very pleasant children.

I really think [the Bush Administration]'s foreign policy agenda is to spread irony through the world.

9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.