I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about.
Jon StewartThe reason I donโt worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. Iโll take those odds every f*cking day.
Jon StewartI know that my job is to perform, it wouldn't be a very interesting show if I just came out one day and said, "I'm going to sit here in a ball and rock back and forth. And won't you join me for a half hour of sadness."
Jon Stewart