Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed.

As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.

If you don't get it right with your first family, you can always do it again with another.

The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.

I have the liberal dictionary right here...let's see how they define water-boarding: 'Something done by the evil troops, who we don't support, to innocent terrorists violating their rights to bomb our cities and make us get gay marriage.'

In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.