One of the things that I do think government counts on is that people are busy. And it's very difficult to mobilize a busy and relatively affluent country, unless it's over really crucial- you know, foundational issues.

We're going to do a challenge. I'm going to try and download every movie ever made and you are going to try to sign up for Obamacare - and we'll see which happens first.

It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.

Don't worry, as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.

President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth.

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

The Oscars is the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party