We are going to be raising a generation of mentally impaired people.

And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k.

I don't think, if anything, I don't think it's a feeling of hopelessness that people feel. I think if they feel - if they're feeling what we're feeling, it's that this is how we fight back.

Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.

The President says, "We are in the fight for a way of life. This is the greatest battle of our generation, and of the generations to come."

If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.

That whole thing has been overstated by environmentalists. First of all, what is it, rocks and snow? C'mon, what is that, you want that? Go to Canada my friend. Believe me, rocks and snow are overrated. I've seen otters - they look better covered in oil.