We are going to be raising a generation of mentally impaired people.

What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages.

California is choosing between the lesser of, uh, 300 evils.

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes, because you get the fun of breaking sh*t and the joy of complaining the sh*t you just broke doesn't work.

No, I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.

Ralph Nader choose the man with whom to share the responsibility of running a distant third, California activist Peter Camejo. You may remember that Camejo ran for president in 1976 on the Socialist Workers Party ticket. Actually, you might only remember that if you run a lesbian, vegetarian, bookstore.