We are going to be raising a generation of mentally impaired people.

Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers spent a great deal of their first constitutional convention drafting the delaration of independence and only realized on July 3rd the Articles were also due.

I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.

People always say, when did you realize you were funny? And I think it's not that you realize you were funny. It's that you're brain works in a certain way. And I don't think that that's - I think in some respects it's uncontrollable, and you can either accept it and deal with it and hone it or you can try to fight it. And I was too weak to fight it.

In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

I can't rationalize the brilliance and knowledge that you have about the intricacies of the market with the crazy bullshit I see you do each night.

Honestly, folks, I think my brain is broken.