The psychology degree is simply that I was a chemistry major, and they kept wanting the correct answer, whereas in psychology you basically write whatever you want, and chances are you get a B.

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.

The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

They have to put Trump on every program, spewing his crazy ideas, because his poll numbers are so high. And his poll numbers are so high because they put him on every program, spewing his crazy ideas.

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?