I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.
Jon StewartYou need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and not come away thinking, "Hey, there's something wrong with this mirror."
Jon StewartNorth Korea is making several demands in exchange for giving up their nuclear program, including a promise from America not to attack them. Which is a little strange because for us to attack them we would have to have slam dunk proof that they have weapons of mass destruction. I mean, for Gods sakes people, we're not maniacs. It would have to be an air-tight case. We wouldn't just come in there and start bombing you.
Jon Stewart