My friend Bill O’Reilly is completely full of sh*t.

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

President Bush delivered his first State of the Union address, riding high on an 82-percent approval rating, and with Attorney General John Ashcroft dispatching agents to interview the other 18 percent.

I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.

If we are going to amend the constitution, shouldn't it be to keep the omos-hay from arrying-may?

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is.