Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.

The press has bravely and nobly eroded the public trust... What I'm advocating is the media come work for us again. Remove themselves from the symbiotic relationship that they have developed with the power structure of corporations and of the politicians.

I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'

The beautiful thing about faking a news show is the topicality is delayed.

We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.

If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out.

The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'