Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.

Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

We feel no obligation to follow the news cycle. In other words, I felt no obligation to cover story in anyway, because we're not like I said, we're not journalists. And at that point, there's nothing sort of funny or absurd or to say about it.

If Obama's a tyrant, then he's pretty lame for a tyrant. How many tyrants do you know that really suffer because they can't get cloture? Very few.

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