War that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.
Jon StewartI think, with the administration they do Constitutionally-mandated things most of the time, but they don't - they fulfill the letter of their obligation to checks and balances, but not the intent.
Jon StewartNew York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack.
Jon Stewart