Watching Fox, that's like watching the Cartoon Network. Fox is nuts.

America has had to deal with eccentric dictators in the past: Idi Amin, Muammar Qaddafi, Ming the Merciless... but now the security of the world is threatened by Kim Jong-il, a nerdy, pompadoured, platform shoe-wearer who looks like something you'd put on the end of your child's pencil.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

But the main thing I don't want to be is un-funny. That's really the mandate. Just whatever we're doing, make it as funny as we can possibly make it. And believe me, if the show starts going down, we'll introduce a baby. We'll do everything that they did on `Family Ties.' I'm not afraid of that.

It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.

I don't consider myself a serious and social political critic.

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.