No one is better at not beating America than England.
Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.
People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.
Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.
I feel your scorn, and I accept it.
What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?