I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.
Poor Al Gore, global warming completely debunked, via the very Internet you invented.
I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Apparently the only thing worse than a terrorist attack, is a gay man stopping it!
It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son.
It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.