If you don't get it right with your first family, you can always do it again with another.
Jon Stewart[President Bush] recently challenged Iraqi soldiers still fighting U.S. troops like so: ... 'My answer is bring 'em on.' For those of you who may be criticizing Bush for acting like a movie cowboy, let me remind you. He's actually acting more like a movie cheerleader.
Jon StewartHere's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.
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