The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.
Poor Al Gore, global warming completely debunked, via the very Internet you invented.
I like a lot of wheels. If I could have eight wheels, I would.
In what is perhaps the strangest turn in the President's efforts to rally support, he agreed that Iraq is just like Vietnam, but in a good way.
So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff.
Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we instead judge people by the content of their character. He was shot.