Al-Qaeda's resurgence brings out the worst in the Bush Administration's math and logic.

I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

The rise of secularism has brought about an increase in hostility toward things religious.

Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine with spending 14 hours a day putting a show together with tape and string.

You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and not come away thinking, "Hey, there's something wrong with this mirror."

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

The White House released documents it claims validates the president's (National Guard) service ... When deciphered the documents showed that in a one-year period, 1972 and 1973, Bush received credit for nine days of active National Guard service. The traditional term of service then and now for the National Guard is one weekend a month and two full weeks a year, meaning that Bush's nine-day stint qualifies him only for the National Guard's National Guard. That's the National Guard's National Guard, an Army of None.