Al-Qaeda's resurgence brings out the worst in the Bush Administration's math and logic.

It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.

If I could be really competent, that goes such a long way toward things, because the majority of things are not competent. If I can be competent, and have moments of originality, that's all I would ask for.

What good are images if people understand them?

You talk about the Pro-Life movement being one of the great shames of our nation. I think, if you want number two, I think - I think it's that. I think it's absolute - it's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights.

If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.

Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.