The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.

I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.

What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?

Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs on everyone.

The psychology degree is simply that I was a chemistry major, and they kept wanting the correct answer, whereas in psychology you basically write whatever you want, and chances are you get a B.

Typically, when you're with your friends, premises are coming up left and right. But when you're on stage, you must create the premise. So you have to create the premise, paint the picture and then deliver the punch line.

People talk about sexual assault like it's a bad habit that men have.