The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.

I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done.

You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

Everything is presented in as devious a manner as it could possibly be presented.

Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?