You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.
[If President Bush is right about democracy in Iraq] I may, and I don't know if I can physically do this, implode.
It's funny how everyone hates witch hunts... until they see a witch.
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.
Typically, when you're with your friends, premises are coming up left and right. But when you're on stage, you must create the premise. So you have to create the premise, paint the picture and then deliver the punch line.