It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.
Experience is a grindstone; and it is lucky for us, if we can get brightened by it, and not ground.
A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.
Despatch is taking time by the ears; hurry is taking it by the end of the tail.
It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat.
Prejudice assumes the garb of reason, but the cheat is too thin.