There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.

Men who have much to say use the fewest words.

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.