When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me.
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
Fun is a sugar-coated physic.
Advice maybe wrong, but examples prove themselves.
If a man is right, he can't be too radical; if he is wrong, he can't be too conservative.