Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.

Show me a thoroughly contented person, and I will show you a useless one.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

The nearest we can come to) perfect happiness is to cheat ourselves with the belief that we have got it.

Life is like a mountain: after climbing up one side and sliding down the other, put up the sled.

Knowledge is like money, the more a man gits the more he hankers for.

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.