Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.

We should make virtue our master, not our servant.

I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway.

Politeness is better than logic. You can often persuade when you cannot convince.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue.