Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.

The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves but who think others are.

If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.

When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as though you were going to be shaved, hold on to your false hair with both hands and then laugh till your soul gets thoroughly rested.

You can reach stupidity only with a cannon ball.

Peace is the soft and holy shadow that virtue casts.