Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.
I would much rather always look forward to the time when I am going to ride in a carriage, than to look back on the time when I used to.
The morning paper is just as necessary for an American as dew is to the grass.
The nearest we can come to) perfect happiness is to cheat ourselves with the belief that we have got it.
The less we know the more we suspect
There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.