Take the humbug out of this world, and you haven't much left to do business with.
It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat.
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.
Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome.
Prejudice is a house-plant which is very apt to wilt if you take it out-of-doors among folks.
Everyone who does the best he can is a hero.