There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they actually can't tell the truth without lying.

There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough.

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.

The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

Occasions are rare; and those, who know how to seize upon them, are rarer.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.