The unfortunate do not pity the unfortunate.

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.

Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue.

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.

True valor is like honesty; it enters into all that a man sees and does.

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite