Too many individuals are like Shakespeare's definition of "echo,"--babbling gossips of the air.

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

The very thing that men think they have got the most of, they have got the least of; and that is judgment.

I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.

There is not a whole lot of fun in medicine but there is a whole lot of medicine in fun.

I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.