Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue.

Anxiety will bear a lot of nuisance.

Politeness is better than logic. You can often persuade when you cannot convince.

Plenty of folks are so contrary that if they should fall into the river, they would insist upon floating upstream.

The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.

There's one good thing about tight shoes; they make you forget your other troubles.