Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
Politeness is better than logic. You can often persuade when you cannot convince.
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.
Young widows still bide their time.
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.