To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

Pity costs nothing, and it ain't worth nothing.

Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw.

Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

Error will slip through a crack, while truth will stick in a doorway.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, But four times he who gets his blow in fust