To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk.

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

Poverty is one of them kind of misfortunes that we all of us dread but none of us pity.

Theres not a lot of good humor in medicine, but theres a lot of medicine in good humor.

Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn't anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of a success than an angleworm is