Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job.

About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.

The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.

We have some writers so abstruse and deep that they drown themselves in their fathomless sentences.

Silence is one of the hardest kind of arguments to refute. There is no good substitute for wisdom; but silence is the best that has yet been discovered.

Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.

Prejudice assumes the garb of reason, but the cheat is too thin.