The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.
It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat.
We mingle in society not so much to meet others as to escape ourselves.
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.
Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job.
When a man makes up his mind to become a rascal, he should examine himself closely and see if he isn't better constructed for a fool.