A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell.
Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue.
Admiration is a youthful fancy will which scarcely ever survives to mature years.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Young widows still bide their time.