Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage; put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing; put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.
Josh BillingsI never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine.
Josh BillingsWhen a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.
Josh Billings