Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job.

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.

I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.

Stupidity,--unconscious ignorance.

Fun is a sugar-coated physic.

Hunting after happiness is like hunting after a lost sheep in the wilderness--when you find it, the chances are that it is a skeleton.

Some folks as they grow older grow wise but most folks simply grow stubborner.