It ain't what a man don't know that makes him a fool, but what he does know that ain't so.

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

To enjoy a good reputation, give publicly, and steal privately.

There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.

As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.

Opinions should be formed with great caution, and changed with greater.

The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.