Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue.
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
If you do not know how to lie, cheat, and steal, turn your attention to politics and learn.
The man who has never been tempted doesn't know how dishonest he is.
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.
The books are balanced in heaven, not here.