A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.

It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven

The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.

Zoroaster said, when in doubt abstain; but this does not always apply. At cards, when in doubt take the trick.

I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.

I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.