A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

Titles are valuable; they make us acquainted with many persons who otherwise would be lost among the rubbish.

It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up.

The dog that will follow everbody ain't worth a curse.

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.