Liberty, like chastity, once lost, can never be regained in its original purity.
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.
Fashion makes fools of some, sinners of others, and slaves of all.
Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.
Life is like a mountain: after climbing up one side and sliding down the other, put up the sled.