My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
Politeness is better than logic. You can often persuade when you cannot convince.
When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes.
Advice is like castor oil โ easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take.
There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity.
Stupidity,--unconscious ignorance.