True valor is like honesty; it enters into all that a man sees and does.

Self-made men are most always apt to be a little too proud of the job.

Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.

Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job.

One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden.

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

If animals had reason, they would act just as ridiculous as we menfolks do.