I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.

I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.

Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.

Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she's talking about.