You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.