Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!
I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.
The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.
If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory
One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.