If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.
If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory
Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.