"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.

It's your life; live it well.