One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.

Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."