"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."
Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.
You only have one thing in business, and that is your reputation
If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory
Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.