Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.

One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.

If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.