Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."
If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.
I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress
Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.
Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.