"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."
Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.
The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
It's your life; live it well.
I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.